karohemd: by LJ user gothindulgence (Balthasar)
Ozzy ([personal profile] karohemd) wrote2007-04-26 11:55 am
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Erm

ADDENBROOKE'S Hospital has one of the best mortality rates in the country

I'm not sure if this sentence expresses the intended meaning. To me, it reads "if you want to die, go to Addenbrooke's"

[identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
LOL

Yes, they really wanted to say "lowest", didn't they?

BTW - I looked for my Echo Mic box last night, for the hilarious mistranslations, but couldn't find it! I fear someone may have tidied it into a bin! :(

[identity profile] belak-krin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
well the 'best' mortality rate would be the lowest surely? Doesn't seem that odd to me.

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're thinking too much. ;oP

[identity profile] davefish.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE.

If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press 1

For termination by overdose - press 2

If you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool - please press 3

For termination by hanging - please press 4

For death by self inflicting gunshot - press 5

To speak to a representative, stay on the line.

If you dont wish to die - please hang up now.

[identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've been there twice and not died, so it must be true.

[identity profile] the-lady-lily.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh - this is why the English language invented words like 'highest' and 'lowest', really.

[identity profile] jupiter-jones.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
but you didn't die in others either. so nothing to compare or to set up proper statistics ;-)

[identity profile] notintheseheels.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, just dropping by to say that I've added you and I hope you don't mind :)

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*waves* No, you're welcome here if you can live with the drivel among all the content. ;o)

[identity profile] whollyrandom.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
There's content?